After a long two days of working on the site, I needed some lulz. This prime example of drug-addled stupidity sure qualifies, even if it's from last Sunday. At least the idiot was being a "troll" of the classic sense instead of the Internet sense.
Witnesses told police that (Robert) Hibbs and Bradley Boville, 19, were demanding $1 from joggers and bikers who attempted to cross the bridge.
Whatever happened to "answer three questions or thou shalt not pass"?
Regardless, this is why you shouldn't touch harder drugs. Just park yourself at the gateway and stay there.